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Name- "name here"
Age- 16
Sex- Male
Height- 5' 5"
Weight- 120
Eye- Bloodshot
Hair- Garfunkle, as in Simon &...
Neurotic Boy has 100's of neurosis at his command. For instance he is afraid of spiders, garbage disposals, corn on the cob, and elderly women. Neurotic Boy is also compulsively neat, a carefull dresser and overly well groomed. He tends to get homicidal around people chewing gum, bad drivers, and water buffalo.
Neurotic Boy can combine his various neurosis at the drop of the hat, eg. PyrAchnoMania: the intense desire to set spiders on fire. He also has a talent for math. That coupled with his compulsive neatness made him the perfect choice for office-boy.
Since Neurotic Boy is afraid of so many things, we don't let him out of LOUSH headquarters much. He has trouble controlling himself during fieldwork. Plenty of time in the trainging facility should iron that out a bit, though.
Neurotic Boy met up with Grg a few of years ago. They worked as a team until LOUSH got started. Now Neurotic Boy runs the front desk. He also does all of the important paper work and research here at LOUSH.